Boro are back

I started the journey to Hereford with the best of intentions. I had decided I was going to go out there and take photos and videos of the day. Unfortunately, I got drunk instead and the only photo I took was of my trainers. Run DMC shelltoes since you asked. So the Boro are back, promotion secured by the man who the theposh.com are keen to remind us is the smallest man on the pitch. So in homage to .com I shall write the next coupe of sentences in a .com style. A rocket of a cross from the former Billericay wide man, was put away by the midget Dean Keates, who has really come into form at the back end of the season and has made a good habit of scoring headers in tight games. The vocal away following went wild, young children were thrown in the air, and some were even caught. There followed some crispy shots from Hereford as they tried to rescue the game but the former Norwich City shot stopper Joe Lewis was equal to them all. After an interminable wait for the final whistle, the fans and players celebrated together like one big happy family. It was magical. As a side note there is now a video of my arse on youtube. If you've got Internet Explorer you might not see it. If you can't see it click here

OUTRAGE

PLC webmaster decides to become Statler or Waldorf. He can't decide which.

There's no other word to express it. Yes, those useless tosspots whose over inflated wages we pay have done what everybody knew they would. They lost. Fergie should be strung up by his sheep shagging kilt and sent back to Scotland. I mean a first loss in 18 is fucking useless and all this possession football and 79 goals scored in the league is just not on. I want to watch shit and what does Ferguson do, he ruins my weekends by giving me occasionally superb passing football to watch and the most horrid of horrid emotions at football, hope. Hope that I will watch something worthwhile and hell the feeling that we will win. So congratulations Darren your record equaling run has end and you can let us deluded Posh fans who are getting so much more than we deserve remember the feeling of despair which we cling to like a certain member of the PLC and his mother's breast (probably, he didn't say as much but he wasn't far from saying it).

The upshot of my rather pointless rant (I've spent four hours trying to design a website, try doing that and tell me if you don't go mad) is that our quite superb unbeaten run has come to an end in front of a crowd of over 10,000 and promotion has been put on ice for another week. But congratulations to Darren Ferguson and the players who, whilst feeling gutted tonight, should be able to look back with some considerable pride to what they have achieved. Well done lads that run has just about guarenteed our way out of this horrid division. Unfortuantely as much as it pains me to say the title will probably be in the hands of someone who I wouldn't trust to look after my kids. I mean look at that unnamed person and tell me he doesn't look like a friend of Mark Lawrenson. I still don't understand what Dave is doing at MK Dons though. Hohohohoho. Still next week we get to go to Hereford and win promotion there. Hereford, cor I'll miss going to places like that next year. Oh.

What, another update?

If there have been two updates something must have happened. And yes that something was going back to the top of the league. Yes, we are currently the 68th best team in the country. This in itself is nothing new we have been swapping first and second place with the MK Ding Dongs for the past month. Still, here comes the beginning of the end where we have to play Wycombe, Hereford, Stockport, Grimsby and Darlington to gain our rightful position as one of the 43rd to 667th best teams in the country. On the pitch the Ant and Dec song scored his first goals against Lincoln in a 4-0 massacre, with Aaron scoring his 30th of the season, becoming the first person to have done that for Posh for a very long time. So congratulations to that man. Hopefully I'll even do another update when we get promoted. There I've finally said it we're going up as fucking champions*

*In the event that we don't go up I'll deny all knowledge of this

Yes it's true, a new front page

Lets get ready to Rendell

Well it's only taken the best part of 6 months (possibly years) but after some prompting I've finally updated the front page. Well wait can I say? In the intervening months you've climbed up to fourth in the table and stayed there, waiting for people to slip up and not dropping many points. Which is nice. The good news is that if we win our game in hand we're only one point behind the Ding-dongs the bad news is that I've farted and boy does it smell. Apart from that ground breaking news, we officially have the best strike-force in the country with Aaron MacDaddy to the left having scored more times than Eduardo has bones in his leg, Craig Mackerel Smith hitting up on the one-six fo yo ass and Georgie- Georgie-Georgie- Georgie-Georgie- Georgie-Georgie Boyd he plays in the hole, he scores a goal (works best if singing Kara-Chameleon) with a few. Beat that. Oh and we've signed Scott Rendell, who if there was any justice in this world will be greeted with by the crowd singing that Ant and Dec classic "Lets get ready to Rendell," from Cambridge. When I was younger I would have called Cambridge fans Scummers but today I prefer to use that sobriquet for those chavs on the number 17 bus - Use headphones you gits not your mobile.